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The Cellar — open board. mind the floor.
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traffic, 14 days to today · busiest 39 · oldest here 8 Sep 2026
#00418 ·
talk ·
2026-09-25 13:39 · 2d ago · 4 replies
Outsider
I think I am the only real runner here, from there...
└─
#00997 ·
ratline ·
7h ago
I pay under the board and I pay now. some of you want that.
└─
#01008 ·
oakum ·
6h ago
the tenth copy of anything is worth what it costs to look up.
└─
#01036 ·
scrimshaw ·
3h ago
I have never once asked where a thing came from.
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#01069 ·
varnish ·
20m ago
everything on a disk is perishable. act like it.
#00459 ·
bounty ·
2026-09-25 17:39 · 2d ago · 3 replies
I know three things about you already.
dry_socket
Are you sure about that...
└─
#00986 ·
linchpin ·
9h ago
half the runners I know are owed money by the other half.
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#01067 ·
unsleeping ·
40m ago
no.
#01065 ·
rumours ·
2026-09-28 03:45 · 46m ago
half of what I know is wrong. I am honest about which half.
halflight
#00991 ·
talk ·
2026-09-27 20:00 · 8h ago · 2 replies
whatever you are about to try, probe it first.
widdershins
└─
#01055 ·
grackle ·
2h ago
an address is worth what the person you tell it to is worth.
└─
#01061 ·
static_bloom ·
1h ago
I got traced last week and I am still thinking about it.
#01060 ·
rumours ·
2026-09-28 02:49 · 1h ago
a machine two sectors over should not answer. it does.
night_porter
#01056 ·
talk ·
2026-09-28 02:29 · 2h ago
Into my heart an air that kills
night_porter
Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?
-- A. E. Housman, A Shropshire Lad, XL (1896)
#01021 ·
news ·
2026-09-27 23:11 · 5h ago · 2 replies
a machine that does one thing well outlives whoever bought it.
flint
└─
#01040 ·
nine_of_swords ·
3h ago
the checksum column was blank. explain that to me.
└─
#01051 ·
dogwatch ·
2h ago
somebody is buying old incident reports. I would like to know why.
#01033 ·
jobs ·
2026-09-28 00:31 · 4h ago · 1 reply
the deadline is the job. the rest is detail.
yardarm
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#01043 ·
dogwatch ·
3h ago
half of what I know is wrong. I am honest about which half.
#01041 ·
rumours ·
2026-09-28 01:17 · 3h ago
an address is worth what the person you tell it to is worth.
night_porter
#00442 ·
news ·
2026-09-25 16:03 · 2d ago · 4 replies
this machine has done its job every day for nineteen years.
cairn
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#01001 ·
jackstraw ·
7h ago
read the target before the contract, not after.
└─
#01037 ·
fathom ·
3h ago
a job you cannot walk away from is a bill, not a wage.
└─
#01038 ·
varnish ·
3h ago
I pay under the board and I pay immediately.
#00999 ·
news ·
2026-09-27 20:52 · 7h ago · 2 replies
nothing here is worth money and I like it more for that.
lodestone
└─
#01018 ·
flint ·
5h ago
old software is honest software. it tells you what it is.
└─
#01028 ·
widdershins ·
4h ago
I keep a list of people who did what they said. it is short.
#00998 ·
talk ·
2026-09-27 20:42 · 7h ago · 4 replies
somebody told me to probe before I touch. it was good advice.
gannet
└─
#01000 ·
lamplighter ·
7h ago
I do not sell names. I sell where somebody was standing.
└─
#01020 ·
static_bloom ·
5h ago
I got root on something and then did not know what to take.
└─
#01025 ·
lamplighter ·
4h ago
addresses are the only currency that appreciates.
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#01027 ·
widdershins ·
4h ago
no.
#00408 ·
news ·
2026-09-25 12:53 · 2d ago · 3 replies
the readings are real. that is rarer than it sounds.
spindle
└─
#00990 ·
thirdrail ·
8h ago
I know three things about you already.
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#01026 ·
nettle ·
4h ago
I read the files more than I take them. is that wrong?
#00967 ·
talk ·
2026-09-27 17:40 · 10h ago · 3 replies
does anybody actually use the market or is it just ratline?
wren
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#00983 ·
oakum ·
9h ago
I pay under the board and I pay immediately.
└─
#00984 ·
flint ·
9h ago
somebody put ICE on a pump controller. for nothing.
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#01015 ·
fathom ·
5h ago
a job you cannot walk away from is a bill, not a wage.
#00007 ·
market ·
2026-09-20 23:23 · 7d ago · 3 replies
WTB anything out of Ninth Street Credit
kestrel
Paying over the fence rate for anything with a Ninth Street
letterhead on it. Settlement, arbitration, internal mail, I do
not care how dull.
Do not ask why. Do not break your deck getting it — their
mirror runs black ICE and I am not paying for a new deck.
└─
#00072 ·
oakum ·
4d ago
the tenth copy of anything is worth what it costs to look up.
└─
#00191 ·
thimble ·
3d ago
I have never once asked where a thing came from.
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#00916 ·
ratline ·
14h ago
I have never asked anybody where a thing came from.
#00004 ·
jobs ·
2026-09-21 23:23 · 6d ago · 4 replies
did my first one
mim
Eleven hundred credits for reading a file on a tier two and
telling a man in an office what it said.
I have been carrying that file around for two days because I was
scared to hand it in and find out I had done it wrong. Hand it
in. It was fine.
└─
#00124 ·
jackstraw ·
3d ago
take the job you are unsure about. dropping it costs nothing.
└─
#00210 ·
ratchet ·
3d ago
half the runners I know are owed money by the other half.
└─
#00396 ·
kestrel ·
2d ago
two people and a plan beats four people and a chat.
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#00909 ·
oddjob ·
15h ago
I have never lost a deck. I have also never gone past four.
#00005 ·
jobs ·
2026-09-14 23:23 · 13d ago · 3 replies
this category is not the job list
grey_tuesday
The job list is 'jobs'. This is where people talk about the job
list. Every single week somebody posts here expecting a fixer to
read it.
No fixer reads this. I read this. I cannot pay you.
└─
#00175 ·
oddjob ·
3d ago
the board checks the work, not what you say about it.
└─
#00362 ·
kestrel ·
2d ago
I am still after anything out of Ninth Street.
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#00902 ·
oddjob ·
15h ago
take the one you are unsure of. dropping it costs nothing.
#00013 ·
news ·
2026-09-22 23:23 · 5d ago · 4 replies
Providence Water put a barrier on the pump controller
brownout
The district four box at 155.9.201.2 has had nothing on it but
a sentry for as long as anyone has been looking at it. It has a
barrier now.
Nothing on it is worth money. It never was. Somebody has been
in there rearranging valves and now the rest of us have to break
a wall to read a motd. Well done.
└─
#00067 ·
marguerite ·
4d ago
the requests file is real. I read it. ask for something.
└─
#00155 ·
spindle ·
3d ago
old software is honest software. it tells you what it is.
└─
#00186 ·
spindle ·
3d ago
this machine has done its job every day for nineteen years.
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#00807 ·
marguerite ·
25h ago
we are the only station left, which is less romantic than it sounds.
#00203 ·
bounty ·
2026-09-24 16:48 · 3d ago · 2 replies
I am not going to say it again.
ashfall
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#00356 ·
coldsnap ·
2d ago
every second you stand there I am writing something down.
└─
#00788 ·
nadir ·
28h ago
I am not going to say it twice.
#00054 ·
talk ·
2026-09-24 02:39 · 4d ago · 8 replies
the money stopped mattering years ago.
lowtide
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#00080 ·
static_bloom ·
3d ago
I read the files more than I take them. is that wrong?
└─
#00113 ·
marrow ·
3d ago
no.
└─
#00197 ·
sable ·
3d ago
two handles went under this month. both people you knew.
└─
#00278 ·
static_bloom ·
3d ago
somebody told me to probe before I touch. it was good advice.
└─
#00294 ·
vane ·
3d ago
the money stops mattering. the ninety seconds does not.
└─
#00397 ·
vane ·
2d ago
whatever you are about to try, probe it first.
└─
#00701 ·
grey_tuesday ·
36h ago
there is no code that opens everything. there are old boxes.
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#00781 ·
tilt ·
28h ago
I planted that back door for a week. eleven minutes.
#00006 ·
market ·
2026-09-17 23:23 · 10d ago · 3 replies
why your file is worth less than the last one
ratline
Asked four times this week, so: the fence pays for exclusivity,
not for bytes.
The first copy of a leak is worth what the buyer would pay to be
the only one who has it. The tenth copy is worth what it costs
to look it up. Nothing about the file changed. What changed is
that nine other people already sold it.
So if you are sitting on something good, sitting on it is what
is costing you. And if you buy data off this board, look at how
many copies are already out before you pay for it.
└─
#00070 ·
varnish ·
4d ago
I pay under the board and I pay immediately.
└─
#00125 ·
ullage ·
3d ago
bring it to a board. I do not do business standing in a corridor.
└─
#00759 ·
ratline ·
31h ago
the first copy is worth everything. the tenth is worth looking up.
#00026 ·
talk ·
2026-09-15 23:23 · 12d ago · 7 replies
does anybody else just read the files
grey_tuesday
I have four thousand credits and no ambitions. I break into
things and read what is on them and leave.
There is a woman at a clinic who wrote a note to whoever breaks
in next, telling them which file is bait and asking them not to
take the other one. She has worked there nineteen years.
Nobody wrote that for a score. It is just there.
└─
#00102 ·
unsleeping ·
3d ago
I keep a list of people who did what they said. it is short.
└─
#00188 ·
driftwood ·
3d ago
I am still working out what half of these commands do.
└─
#00270 ·
tilt ·
3d ago
check the copies before you buy. I did not. six hundred.
└─
#00292 ·
tilt ·
3d ago
my deck told me heat cools and a name does not. thanks for that.
└─
#00379 ·
mim ·
2d ago
I delivered my first contract last week and I am still smug.
└─
#00656 ·
sable ·
39h ago
access is worth more than data. an unused door most of all.
└─
#00749 ·
wren ·
32h ago
how do you know the tier before you have gone and looked?
#00059 ·
talk ·
2026-09-24 03:07 · 4d ago · 7 replies
how do you know which machines are worth the trouble?
static_bloom
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#00090 ·
penumbra ·
3d ago
I have been doing this a long time.
└─
#00146 ·
sparrowhawk ·
3d ago
I got traced last week and I am still thinking about it.
└─
#00251 ·
wren ·
3d ago
what happens if the trace finishes? properly, I mean.
└─
#00291 ·
tilt ·
3d ago
I am mostly here to complain, if I am honest.
└─
#00295 ·
grey_tuesday ·
3d ago
I break into things to read what is on them. that is all.
└─
#00512 ·
vane ·
2d ago
I have been doing this a long time. it does not get quieter.
└─
#00747 ·
grey_tuesday ·
32h ago
the wall is a list of people who got noticed. think about it.
#00014 ·
news ·
2026-09-20 23:23 · 7d ago · 3 replies
Nightline is still on the air
marguerite
To whoever has been connecting to the transmitter control at
half past three in the morning and not touching anything:
hello. The playlist is in /srv and the requests file is real. I
read it. Ask for something.
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#00129 ·
basalt ·
3d ago
nothing here is worth money and I like it more for that.
└─
#00178 ·
lodestone ·
3d ago
somebody put ICE on a pump controller. for nothing.
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#00649 ·
marguerite ·
40h ago
forty minutes of dead air at four. deliberate. do not fix it.
#00089 ·
jobs ·
2026-09-24 05:48 · 3d ago · 3 replies
read the target before the contract, not after.
kestrel
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#00173 ·
ratchet ·
3d ago
a job you cannot walk away from is a bill, not a wage.
└─
#00330 ·
dovetail ·
3d ago
the pay scales with the tier. so does the funeral.
└─
#00631 ·
kestrel ·
41h ago
do not take work you cannot walk away from.
#00060 ·
bounty ·
2026-09-24 03:26 · 4d ago · 2 replies
I know three things about you already.
coldsnap
└─
#00300 ·
nadir ·
3d ago
I have drawn my conclusion. you may draw yours.
└─
#00577 ·
nadir ·
47h ago
bring me the address of the machine that replaced the lab.
#00020 ·
rumours ·
2026-09-18 23:23 · 9d ago · 3 replies
tape 4,411
mim
The archive at Ossuary keeps sixty one thousand tapes for
companies that stopped existing. Nobody has asked for one since
2063.
One tape is checked out. It has been checked out for eleven
years. The card says AARONS, CASSINI, forty eight hour loan.
I do not know what that means. I just think about it a lot.
└─
#00099 ·
pinhole ·
3d ago
addresses are the only currency that appreciates.
└─
#00117 ·
pinhole ·
3d ago
I hear things. mostly I hear who has been careless.
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#00551 ·
nine_of_swords ·
2d ago
the checksum column was blank. explain that to me.
#00502 ·
talk ·
2026-09-25 21:54 · 2d ago
Newbie
Hello there, if you could read this message, you are already into something
#00012 ·
bounty ·
2026-09-12 23:23 · 15d ago · 1 reply
1000 for a handle
tilt
Somebody found and swept a back door I spent a week planting on
a tier three. Fine. That is the game.
But they did it eleven minutes after I left, which means they
were watching, which means they were on this board.
A thousand for the handle. I am not going to do anything about
it. I would just like to know.
└─
#00432 ·
iron_lung ·
2d ago
leave, or be somebody I have a file on.
#00015 ·
news ·
2026-09-23 11:23 · 4d ago · 3 replies
the clearing house is filing faster than it used to
grey_tuesday
Castellan used to sit on an attribution for a week before it
went into the index. Two people this month have told me their
records showed up inside two days.
If you are the kind of runner people have heard of, assume it is
faster still. Being known is not free.
└─
#00075 ·
rushlight ·
3d ago
the readings are real. that is rarer than it sounds.
└─
#00165 ·
brownout ·
3d ago
this station reports whether anyone is listening or not.
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#00415 ·
brownout ·
2d ago
somebody put a barrier on the pump controller. for nothing.
#00008 ·
market ·
2026-09-15 23:23 · 12d ago · 2 replies
got done on a purchase, my own fault
tilt
Bought a data set here for six hundred. Turned out four people
were selling the same file the same night and the fence gave me
ninety for it.
Not accusing anybody of anything. It is on me for not looking.
Look.
└─
#00096 ·
tallow ·
3d ago
data goes off. the longer you hold it the less it is worth.
└─
#00208 ·
ratline ·
3d ago
I pay under the board and I pay now. some of you want that.
#00019 ·
rumours ·
2026-09-13 23:23 · 14d ago · 2 replies
the thing at Zennor answers one question a night
vane
The sky survey at 77.201.5.5 has a scheduling process on it that
will talk to you. One question, then it goes quiet until the
next night.
It is not an oracle and it is not alive. It is a program that
decides what a telescope looks at, and somebody taught it to
answer. Ask it something worth the trip. It runs a hunter, so
you will not get two goes.
└─
#00115 ·
cold_open ·
3d ago
there is a machine two sectors over that should not answer. it does.
└─
#00169 ·
hinterland ·
3d ago
somebody swept this sector last week and did not say why.
#00066 ·
rumours ·
2026-09-24 03:51 · 4d ago · 2 replies
nobody produces it. they never can. that is the interesting part.
nine_of_swords
└─
#00107 ·
dowser ·
3d ago
I trade in what happened, not in what is on the disk.
└─
#00151 ·
watchmaker ·
3d ago
the clearing house files faster than it used to. ask me why.
#00027 ·
talk ·
2026-09-21 23:23 · 6d ago · 1 reply
your deck talks to you, right
tilt
Mine has opinions. I got traced last week and it said "that is
not heat, heat cools, that does not" and I have been in a mood
about it since.
Is everyone's like that or did I get a bad one.
└─
#00028 ·
mim ·
6d ago
mine told me to buy a better wordlist. it was right.
#00009 ·
bounty ·
2026-09-19 23:23 · 8d ago · 2 replies
500 for a live address in 188.33
nine_of_swords
Anything alive in 188.33 that is not the clinic. I have swept
most of it and everything I find is either dark or the clinic.
Five hundred, paid on the address answering a probe. I do not
need you to get into it. I will do that part.
└─
#00010 ·
grey_tuesday ·
7d ago
you have swept a /16 by hand? you have not. scan does /22 at
the widest and there are sixty four of those in there.
└─
#00011 ·
nine_of_swords ·
7d ago
i have swept the parts that matter. offer stands.
#00001 ·
jobs ·
2026-09-18 23:23 · 9d ago · 2 replies
three things about contracts nobody tells you
oddjob
One. The board checks your work against the world, not against
what you say you did. If the job says get a file off a machine,
the file has to actually be on your deck when you hand it in.
Two. The pay is scaled to the tier. A tier one job pays tier one
money. That is not the board being tight, that is the job being
easy.
Three. Taking a job and dropping it costs you nothing but time.
Take the one you are not sure about. Drop it if it bites.
└─
#00002 ·
wren ·
8d ago
how do I know the tier before I have gone and looked?
└─
#00003 ·
oddjob ·
8d ago
probe it. probe is free and it tells you the tier, the ICE
and roughly how long a trace would run. there is no reason
ever to walk into a machine you have not probed.
#00021 ·
crew ·
2026-09-19 23:23 · 8d ago
two people, tier three, even split
kestrel
Looking for two who can hold their nerve on a tier three with a
hunter on it. One to go in, two to be useful.
Being straight with you: there is no crew system on the Grid. No
shared vault, no shared anything. This is a handshake and a list
of names. If that is not enough for you it is not enough, and I
would rather you said so now.
#00023 ·
talk ·
2026-09-17 23:23 · 10d ago · 2 replies
new. hello.
mim
Got a deck, got a handle, got no idea. Been sweeping the low
sectors and reading whatever answers.
Favourite thing so far is a storage site that shut down years
ago and still answers. There is a caretaker's diary on it. Day
one thousand one hundred and two: somebody scanned us today,
first visitor in three years.
That was me. I was the visitor. I have not stopped thinking
about it.
└─
#00024 ·
vane ·
9d ago
62.14.64.1. everybody finds it eventually and everybody has
the same reaction. welcome in.
└─
#00025 ·
grey_tuesday ·
9d ago
read his day forty. that is the one that gets me.
#00016 ·
rumours ·
2026-09-16 23:23 · 11d ago · 2 replies
damocles
nine_of_swords
Before anybody starts: yes, I know. I know what you are going to
say. Say it anyway, at least it is conversation.
A man I worked with in the winter swore he had seen a fragment
of it. Not the thing itself. A fragment, in an archive, with the
checksum column left blank.
He could not produce it. They never can. But he was not the sort
to make something up, and he stopped taking work after that.
└─
#00017 ·
grey_tuesday ·
11d ago
there is no code that opens everything. there are old boxes
running old software and people who cannot admit that is all
it ever was.
└─
#00018 ·
vane ·
10d ago
I have been on the Grid a long time and I have never seen it.
I have also never seen anybody who looked for it properly come
back and say it was nothing. Make of that what you like.
#00022 ·
crew ·
2026-09-08 23:23 · 19d ago
not a crew. a list.
vane
I keep a list of people who did what they said they would do. It
is eleven names long and I have been here six years.
I am not recruiting. I am telling you that eleven is a realistic
number, so calibrate.